.Beautiful Disaster.

Got these off some joke site, pretty funny stuff...no slightest intention to offend! ;p

Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
45 lbs

What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
45 minutes

What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife.

Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism.

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby?They named him "Sum Ting Wong

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?Because those men already have boyfriends.

=D =D =D

I somehow really like the last one =D