.Beautiful Disaster.

Okie i reiterate what i said abt blogging til exam's over...

This is so hillarious-yet-revolting-at e-same-time i just had to post it! :D :D

The sheer stupidity of finding love interests in friendster, suits some people fine, doesn't for me. These guys need to totally get a LIFE.

like seriously.

[Note: Excerpts are genuine and personal details have been ommitted for privacy's sake. yes i have decided not to shame them.]

Letter 01:

"Hi, Bianca, is it pronounce as Bi-an-ca? Anyway, my name Is Don,A.k.A Tyler, hw r u doing? My oh my u r one heck of a gorgeous Babe!!! Every guys fantasy i believe('',) Kinda cheesy as a pick up line isit? But this is reli frm the bottom of my heart. I believe u have testified it as well, anyway, my main concern is to befriend u. U r not local hah? My mission in life is to inspire & i hope to learn frm ppl who come frm all walks of life, their culture, their ifestyle etc etc... Hope that u can add me as your friend okie? Talk to u then...Yours FaithfullyTyler"

Can you believe this guy?! And no i do not have a culture you can learn from. and i seriously doubt i am every guy's fantasy, thank you very much...Pui!

Letter 02:

"hiee.. ari sasha here!.. juz wanna tell u tis ya!.. ;)"HAVE I SEEN TRUE BEAUTY..PERHAPS I CANT SAY..HAVE I FELT SUCH BEAUTY..MAYBE SHES GONE AWAY..ILL LOOK THROUGH MY EYES..THROUGH MY HEART..AND EVEN MY SOUL..ITS ONLY THEN I REALISE..THAT SUCH BEAUTY..NEVER GROWS OLD..IN MY MANY TRAVELS..ON MY SOLITARY JOURNEY..I FINALLY FOUND TRUE BEAUTY..WHISPERING:LOOK AT ME.... LOOK AT ME....LOOK AT ME....sshh.. sshh.. secret ya! juz for u.. *********@hotmail.com.. really hope to hear from u soon ya.. thanks! hmm.. ( U'RE REALLY WOW!.. I TINK i'll be real dumb if u happen to be standing beside me..) ghee!) ('',) or ********.. hehee.."

Poetic rubbish does not get one anywhere.Period.

Letter 03:

hi {^__^}
Message:
how are u ??just want to make friend with u !!hope you don't mind !!The world can't be so BAD , just don't give up HOPE !!hope to ask you out for >> for movie or tea ??i can drive and pick you up if you want !!really !! just hope to be your friends too !!my msm - *******@hotmail.comhp no. - ********friendster - *******@hotmail.com from allan"

OMG. And his profile is totally like a match-making advert for himself?! And he looks like a dork through & through.

And i swear i've read worse. And this does not include the many other letters consisting of short sentences persuading you to add them on hotmail/friendster etc.

Desperados~

Gimme a break.